a) A good job with my hair b) What I wanted with my hair and c) Made conversation that did not numb my brain.
When I go to the hairdressers, the women are always like "IS THAT YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOUR?!" "I can't BELIEVE that's your natural COLOUR!" and they literally don't believe me. They're like "But why are your eyebrows a different colour?" and I'm like "I DON'T KNOW SHUT UP JUST CUT MY HAIR OR GIVE ME THE SCISSORS BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY DO A BETTER JOB"
The last time I went to the hairdressers, which, mind you was over a year ago, the women who was cutting my hair said "Did you used to get teased for your hair colour in school?" which was an oh so intelligent and complimentary remark. Although, at least she believed it was natural.