Inspired by the film Lolita, today I did what many women have done before me. I bought a Chanel lipstick. It wasn't the luxurious and exclusive experience I had imagined, but it was okay. Now I'm just sitting at home, wearing it for no apparent reason reveling in my success of being able to buy Chanel with my own money which is ridiculous considering it was only $50 and I could have done it a long time ago.
I just really like buying things, I mean I really do. What is so satisfying about exchanging money for goods? It is one of the many great mysteries of life. So anyway now all I need is hair like Sue Lyon circa 1962 which is never going to happen so I'm just going to focus my energy on answering the questions on Millionaire Hot Seat tonight.